He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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