I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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