I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
