Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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