3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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