Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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