When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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