omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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