I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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