spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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