Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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