We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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