Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
