North Korea, Best Korea!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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