Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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