fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
