oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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