The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
