Already got asked if we're dating
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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