I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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