I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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