Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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