you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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