We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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