p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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