You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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