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(649): View more from Turks & Caicos

So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?

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(419): View more from Ohio

You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"

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(850): View more from Florida

Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean

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