Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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