whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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