had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I could fuck to npr.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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