just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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