The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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