So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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