5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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