its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
