it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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