Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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