Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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