Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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