I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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