You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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