i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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