oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i dont even know how to be here
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
