on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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