I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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