I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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