naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I will pee on everything he values.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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