whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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