haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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