Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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