I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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