you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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