I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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